You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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