That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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