Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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