Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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