yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
