My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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