What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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