I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
