I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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