it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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