I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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