Who wears a wallet chain?!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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