Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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