i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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