your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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