just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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