it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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