is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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