my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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