we have officially lost it.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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