: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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