The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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