it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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