I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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