i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I still have a little drunk in my system
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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