Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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