I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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