Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
She's not a foreskin expert like you
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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