Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Pooping to opera.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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