hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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