the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
he fucked my hip out of place.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Randomize
