So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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