Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I can text with my tongue
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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