I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
tell me about the fingering
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