so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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