in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
foreskin is a definite game changer
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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