This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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