She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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