i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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