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After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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