office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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