Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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