Pappa wants mamma naked
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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