like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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