I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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