Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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