what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
That's how pantless uber rides happen
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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