that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I wish i was in the wii world.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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