id be glad to
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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