i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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