Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
