You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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