you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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