My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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